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- My bird shouldn't repeat what I say when I'm drunk

"And then cat played the fiddle and the cow jumped over the moon."

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And then cat played the fiddle and the cow jumped over the moon.
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WHAT THE ****?!
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My dog hates that too!

+16	"I must have read this 30 times over and I still don't understand how a human can adopt a bird." I was wondering why they put that in there... he can't drink in front of the adopted bird, but he knocks 'em back with their biological bird. o.O

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What I want to know is... why is he still living with his ex-wife?!?!
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I must have read this 30 times over and I still don't understand how a human can adopt a bird.
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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

+4	Im pretty sure the person interviewing these people were drunk too... Pauly, daughter of couple, was mistaken for a bird, while the angry wife was mistaken for a dog... when the drunk husband called her a dog...

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DAMN can't believed he pissed off the dog by drinking in front of the BIRD... damn
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I'm AMAZED that people still read newspapers!!!!!!!!
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In other news, Essex Avenue property values have hit an all-time low
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what is this I dont even...
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my dog hates weed.
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Man, what a bitch.
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My bird shouldn't repeat what I say when I'm drunk.

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